Published at: 11:03 pm - Saturday March 14 2009
As you may well have noticed, this site is pretty fucking awesome. Well, when its up and running, at least. Unfortunately, it’s not very often that HR is updated on a regular basis. I would be lying if I said I was busy. But I’m busy. Really. I am. I can’t do this shit anymore. I do think I have good thing going on here, so that’s why I’m leaving it to you, my loyal, disgusting viewers to keep this site a well lubricated source of masturbatory material and celebrity exposé.
If you’re interested, let me know: hollywoodrunoff@gmail.com
Otherwise, farewell, fuckers!
And thanks for visiting!
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Published at: 01:03 am - Friday March 06 2009
Damn, third week in a row. I should try not to make a habit of this, seeing as I’m known to be a son of a bitch.
Take a deep breath:
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Published at: 01:03 am - Friday March 06 2009
Because why not? I’m a fan of a girl in a bikini. I’m a bigger fan of Miranda Kerr in a bikini. She’s probably one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models to ever be.
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Published at: 12:03 am - Friday March 06 2009
Australia. Or did FHM Australia. These came out last month, but I had no clue because apparently Australia doesn’t have the internet so any and every source of information coming out of the country has to travel by row boat or crocodile or whatever boat-like contraption those Australians think up. Well that’s at least my only explanation as to why it took over a month for these picture to surface on my computer screen.
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Published at: 10:03 am - Tuesday March 03 2009
Holy shit. Mischa Barton has not only been an incessant magazine fiend for the past few months, but she’s finally in an American magazine. I know that I’ve been a little mean because I’ve pointed out that Mischa Barton keeps popping up in magazines, even if they’re overseas, despite her not being in TV shows, movies or otherwise (on multiple occasions: here, here).
With that having been said, I honestly believe that this site, HollywoodRunoff, has put Mischa where she deserves to be–in an above par magazine spread in America.
Enjoy:
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Published at: 09:03 am - Tuesday March 03 2009
Is a pretty good way to figure out if you have a functioning penis.
Diora Baird Maxim outtakes:
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Published at: 03:03 am - Monday March 02 2009
I’m a huge fan of Anne Hathaway. Something about Anne Hathaway turns me on like the idea of a young, so-so nun giving blowjobs under the dinning room table during breakfast turns me on. I’m not sure what made her open so wide, but I imagine it went something like this:
“Did you hear, Anne? Penis!”
Maybe I’m a little idealistic and hopeful in thinking and assuming that just because Anne Hathaway hasn’t turned into a Hollywood whore, that you can still teach her a thing or two about giving a good blow job.
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Published at: 02:03 am - Monday March 02 2009
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes your stronger, right? Whatever it is, Rihanna seems to think Chris Brown is just the swellest guy she’s ever come accross. So much so, that even after getting a beating, Rihanna is back with Brown:
The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the “Umbrella” singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.
“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.
Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”
Source
The source further added: “Chris is back to his old lovey-dubey self. Their commitment and love for one another has never been stronger. Chris is very poetic and isn’t afraid to kneel in apology to Rihanna:
‘Bitch, if you leave me, I will destroy you! I will end your life with my fists! I only hurt you because I love you, isn’t that obvious to you?! Now your face ain’t gonna punch itself, get ova here!’ ”
The ’source’ concluded.
Here’s Rihanna not getting a beating:
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Published at: 02:03 am - Monday March 02 2009
’s March issue. I don’t watch Californication because I don’t have a TV. I’m stealing a TV. I’m stealing cable.
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Published at: 03:02 am - Friday February 27 2009
Is trying out clothes or some such shit. This is probably the worse that Marissa Miller will ever look. Ever. Even so, she’s still much hotter than any woman who will ever place a restraining order on you. That’s pretty sad, you loser.
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